April 2010
1 post
March 2010
3 posts
Text from last night...ish...
he said: I such. Its cold. Im dumbo
She said: Yeah!! Find a house to go in to!
He said: No himes. Only broz
She said: I dont know what that means…
Dont got to the bar for 8 hours and then let your friend walk home….
ouch
I got two shots in my butt today…. great, huh? They gave me shots in my butt to get rid of my horrible sinus infection. Head feels great, both sides of my ass hurt! So bad! Cooool. So cool.
February 2010
2 posts
January 2010
5 posts
“She said…. Guitar guy is playing santiria. You suck.
She said….....”
– Text from last night
Gives Me Hope
To all the iPhone users out there. Down load the app ” gives me hope “. It’s the opposite of fuck my life. It’s beautiful.
If you do not have an iPhone you can go to the website givesmehope.com. Do it!
Love friends
She said: are you smoking tonight?
He said: yeah. I have an interview. I can’t have leftovers.
She said: you are great. I love you.
He said: wait. What were we talking about.
:)
December 2009
16 posts
Text from last night (ish) pt. 2
She said: See what you can do to fix mike :)
She said: Blow jobs and my boobs in his face? I cant kiss him he’s sick. That works sometimes :)
She said: whatever u gotta do. Sounds like the perfect cure.
I love girl talk :)
Text from last night... (ish)
He said: I like being almost 24 and still getting rides back from the bar from friends
She said: Its better then driving drunk. I am 29 and still call my hubbie for a ride home. awesome.
He said: True. Then you walk in, go pee, go into the kitchen for a drunk snack and find that your’re dad is’s sleeping in the faily room. Which ruines ALL of your plans of watching cool shows on TV.
...
text from last night....
he said: I think that maybe because of that girl back home that I dated was younger…they are easier to keep at a distance…and…maybe I am just afraid of getting hurt again
she said: that makes me sad
she said: i want to hug you right now
she said: one person did you wrong. there are 6 billion people in this world. Lots of love to spread and be shared.
he said: i am...
“You can call me Vandyke. But don’t worry about the van, cuz I don’t drive one”
– Brian (via holdenk)
“God I am so fucking good at texting”
– Michael. 9 beers in
“She said: I am great with directions.
He said: I am great with erictions.
We...”
– In the d.
November 2009
26 posts
FIGHT!!!
My husband Mike just punched Michael in the zyphoid process. Like Michale went down…and coughed…. This fight was over a serious game of DJ hero. Really boys. Really??
“I got to tell you…Im not a gaming person, but I can not wait until its my...”
– Darelle at our post Turkey day party.
Thankful
I am thankful today for all I have. I am a lucky girl. I am thankful today for all that I do not have. I’m lucky not to have a lot of all the bad things that are out there in this world.
“This is the man cave, no women are aloud in here. I’ve got a jerk off...”
– I love you man
“As a human race we come together for birth and we come together for death. What...”
– Playing for Change
“Josh would say… Give me a blow job….. Wait did I say Josh would say...”
“You guys better not leave that place smelling like ball sweat.”
– Mikey
“You can’t ever turn left right ther?? Says Christe
Not when it says right...”
“She said… Ugh that speech just drained me…
He said … Well if...”
– Good husband wife talk. :)
She said: thank you and your welcome
He said: you just canceled everything out.
“Don’t get mad at me because your bagel has a hole in it…. She said
...”
“ At the end of the day we both learned that starburst, mike and ikes and gummy...”
– Michael :)
